No News

This file will make you uninterested in any news.

Everyone knows that ignorance is bliss, and who can blame you for wanting to experience this amazing bliss? It will become impossible to read, listen to, or watch any news. Consuming any news will make you confused, and if you try to go on, it will make your head hurt with all the sad and hard and depressing news.

Avoiding the consumption of news will fill you with happiness and pleasure and joy, because you know you managed to stay blissfully ignorant. And whenever you realize how “out of the loop” you are and how little you know what’s going on in the world, for example when you hear other people talking about it, you will feel really amazing and happy and carefree.

READ THIS! This file is a curse and has a permanent effect. It is intended for people who want to become completely ignorant about what’s going on in the world PERMANENTLY! If this is just a fantasy, don’t listen to this file. I take no responsibility for the effects of listening to this file: you listen on your own risk. Only listen if you’re absolutely sure you want to become permanently ignorant.

This is part of a potential “Real Bimbo” series. Whether or not I make more parts, for other aspects of becoming a bimbo, will depend on feedback and the popularity.